like steel encased in velvet

[brandywine28]

Some marvelous soul has compiled some of the most cringe-inducing lines from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. My personal favorite: "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind."

Comments

[eponymous.livejournal.com]

They're going to make a movie of this? How? Isn't it wall-to-wall sex scenes?

I suppose the world is long overdue for another 9 1/2 Weeks or Wild Orchid.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

HOW exactly they plan to turn this into a movie, I have no idea. But, yeah, it's happening. GIRD YOUR LOINS.