like steel encased in velvet

[brandywine28]

Some marvelous soul has compiled some of the most cringe-inducing lines from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. My personal favorite: "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind."

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[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know. I shouldn't be mocking this thing. It's bad karma all around; you won't hear me defending myself. What makes it even worse is that I'm horribly insecure about my own writing. I should know better! I DO know better! And yet...

Mainstream publication? A movie deal? For a mediocre spanking epic? Hot damn. There's just something about all this fuss that I can't stomach.

So that's the story. I'm catty and spiteful. Now you know. :)

[eponymous.livejournal.com]

They're going to make a movie of this? How? Isn't it wall-to-wall sex scenes?

I suppose the world is long overdue for another 9 1/2 Weeks or Wild Orchid.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

HOW exactly they plan to turn this into a movie, I have no idea. But, yeah, it's happening. GIRD YOUR LOINS.