like steel encased in velvet

[brandywine28]

Some marvelous soul has compiled some of the most cringe-inducing lines from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. My personal favorite: "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind."

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[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Ugh, please don't think I spent money on this dreck! Heaven forfend! I've been reading chunks of the original fanfic version that've somehow escaped the online purge; the characters are still called 'Edward' and 'Bella', which really puts everything into perspective, lemme tell you.

I'm can't believe all the Britishisms weren't corrected before publication! Didn't anyone bother to edit this thing? (I've studied 'British Literature' and I can assure you I've never referred to my ass as my 'behind' or used the phrase 'does what it says on the tin' or, well, any of it, really.)

I'll get the matches, you get the kerosene. :)