like steel encased in velvet

[brandywine28]

Some marvelous soul has compiled some of the most cringe-inducing lines from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. My personal favorite: "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind."

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[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

So I'm guessing you don't want your 'very own Christian Grey flavor popsicle'? *smirks*