like steel encased in velvet

[brandywine28]

Some marvelous soul has compiled some of the most cringe-inducing lines from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. My personal favorite: "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind."

Comments

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Who the hell refers to their ass as their behind??

Oh, dude. I clicked the link you provided... and I'm. I. THIS is being professionally published? And made into a movie?? That's just painful to contemplate. And those bits of the book aren't helping. OW, MY EYES AND BRAIN.

What do I have to do to get Absinthe Makes into a movie? Jesus.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Seriously! And of course I can't speak for anyone else, but if some terse, mysterious businessman offered to rub baby oil on MY ass I'd launch myself from the room with such force I'd leave a me-shaped hole in the wall.

Oh god--if you made it past the third chapter you're a stronger woman than I. I bowed out somewhere around the fifth or sixth mention of Edward's 'unnerving green-eyed stare'. We get it! He's intense! Sheesh.

An Absinthe movie...Uh, don't mind me, I'll just be over here. Fantasizing.

[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

I am into the second book of this monstrosity. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL READING IT.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Maybe for the same reason Lindsey Lohan's career meltdown is considered headline-worthy? Trainwrecks are mesmerizing. :)