like steel encased in velvet

[brandywine28]

Some marvelous soul has compiled some of the most cringe-inducing lines from 'Fifty Shades of Grey'. My personal favorite: "I found some baby oil. Let me rub it on your behind."

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[trumpeterofdoom.livejournal.com]

I am into the second book of this monstrosity. I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M STILL READING IT.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Maybe for the same reason Lindsey Lohan's career meltdown is considered headline-worthy? Trainwrecks are mesmerizing. :)