girl, you got to change your crazy ways

[brandywine28]

My mother is too much. She went to Sephora today and bought herself a Nars blush: "Super Orgasm". Except she refuses to say "Super Orgasm", so when I asked what shade she got, she sorta just shoved the bag at my head and walked away.

This from the woman who once told eleven-year-old me the vilest, most upsetting story about groupie-ing for Aerosmith I have ever heard. (Be prudish! That's fine! Just be consistently prudish, is all I'm saying.)

Comments

[solariana.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha...My mom doesn't wear make-up (maybe a little lipstick once in a blue moon), but if she did, I don't think she would even buy something with orgasm in the name.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

It's actually a really nice peachy-pink kinda color. Shimmery. I'm thinking of stealing it. :)

[solariana.livejournal.com]

So not my mom, but I do love me peachy and pink make-up!

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

Your mom. I love your mom, and I've only spoken to her twice and never met her in person. Something we must seriously remedy.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Warning: she WILL touch your face.

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

awwww!

[sperrywink]

LOLOL!! So funny what trips people up.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

The woman's a riddle wrapped in an enigma!