girl, you got to change your crazy ways
Apr. 24th, 2016 06:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brandywine28My mother is too much. She went to Sephora today and bought herself a Nars blush: "Super Orgasm". Except she refuses to say "Super Orgasm", so when I asked what shade she got, she sorta just shoved the bag at my head and walked away.
This from the woman who once told eleven-year-old me the vilest, most upsetting story about groupie-ing for Aerosmith I have ever heard. (Be prudish! That's fine! Just be consistently prudish, is all I'm saying.)
This from the woman who once told eleven-year-old me the vilest, most upsetting story about groupie-ing for Aerosmith I have ever heard. (Be prudish! That's fine! Just be consistently prudish, is all I'm saying.)