how's this for meta

[brandywine28]

So tonight I was heading home on the F train, jotting down some notes for a possible masturbation scene (like you do on the F train) and some alarmed whispers from the ladies seated behind me alerted me to the fact that a guy down at the other end of the car was masturbating FOR REAL. He wasn't being shy about it, either.

At that point there was nothing to do but laugh. It seems clear that the Subway Gods all got together and decided to mock me. Well played, Subway Gods.

Comments

Re: This is funny

[nanadolly.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I like it to esspecially since these 195Ib looks waaaaay different on me than my shorter counter parts. When I was younger being the tallest was not the worst but it did have it's days of frustration. They called me giraffe and mad fun of my name (mariah) even though I was named after the wind not the Goddess, Diva who did not do so bad with Nick Cannon. He is the chairman for Teen Nick He must be stacking some kind of dough so it has to be love!!! Yay love however yay mischif

Okay I had to google popslash and I'm still at a lost. You write short stories about teen boybands? Would spice girls count? That sounds hot or am I taking this way down to the dirty south? Perhaps I am cause fanfic can be innocent. I should of wrote one to help me cope with Angel. That last episode *sniff* I don't want to talk about it...

Re: This is funny

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kind of. Slash fiction, yaoi...they're all branches on the same tree I guess. :)

The last episode of Angel did horrible things to my heart! Filthy cliffhangers...