how's this for meta

[brandywine28]

So tonight I was heading home on the F train, jotting down some notes for a possible masturbation scene (like you do on the F train) and some alarmed whispers from the ladies seated behind me alerted me to the fact that a guy down at the other end of the car was masturbating FOR REAL. He wasn't being shy about it, either.

At that point there was nothing to do but laugh. It seems clear that the Subway Gods all got together and decided to mock me. Well played, Subway Gods.

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This is funny

[nanadolly.livejournal.com]

Your a writer!? I used to do the sexy storys but
i never saw anyone actually do it in public!!! This does sound funny though, I'm going to be smiling the ret of the day!

Re: This is funny

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't written for fun in a really long time, but I'm trying to get back into the swing of it.

This was not even close to my first time seeing something like that-unfortunately-but I'm usually more repulsed than amused. The timing here was suspiciously perfect, though.

Re: This is funny

[nanadolly.livejournal.com]

You mean you write professionally or for school? If so, I know I am swamped with school stuff but I'm always writting songs, fantacy, general short stories and boy love (yes yes I know but, they are fantacy for me) The first time I wrote a sexy story with a guy and girl I was in 8th grade but don't be fooled! From the story I may have sounded like a fast teen but writting all that stuff down kept me away from sex!!!

The stories I mentioned earlier are usually written with graphic novels in mind. I really want to write for a graphic novel but I can't draw and I'm a fraidy cat to show my work to anybody even if it's not perverted. Ha Ha

Re: This is funny

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

God, I wish someone would pay me to write professionally! Hasn't happened yet though. I do write a lot for school but the thing I was working on last night was actually a fanfic. Please don't judge me too harshly.

Re: This is funny

[nanadolly.livejournal.com]

What!? Judge you! Totally not! I was nervous about the yaoi you write for a cause! To bring happiness to the world of whatever it is you like (if you share it) Besides I'm a 6', 20 year old college student that dresses like a victorian little girl (even though I prefer the term 'doll') I don't think judement should be passed on my behalf! Write you fan fic WRITE, WRITE, WRITE
may I ask what story is it related to? I know it's kinda taboo for lolitas to be into this stuff but I stayed a virgin through fantacy. NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERT!!! No just kidding I don't even know what "that" would be. I'm just a little goofy today from all the clothes I've been finding cheap and buying on egl!!

Re: This is funny

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Six feet tall? I'm so jealous! If I were as tall as you I'd probably try to become a Rockette! :)

I like your attitude about passing judgement/shamelessness...My main fandom nowadays is popslash - which mostly means BSB and nsync. I can't help it, I just love the hell out of those stupid, sparkly boys. And the fic is amazing. The funny thing, though, is that back when they were hugely popular I didn't really pay attention to them at all. Bad timing on my part.

Re: This is funny

[nanadolly.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I like it to esspecially since these 195Ib looks waaaaay different on me than my shorter counter parts. When I was younger being the tallest was not the worst but it did have it's days of frustration. They called me giraffe and mad fun of my name (mariah) even though I was named after the wind not the Goddess, Diva who did not do so bad with Nick Cannon. He is the chairman for Teen Nick He must be stacking some kind of dough so it has to be love!!! Yay love however yay mischif

Okay I had to google popslash and I'm still at a lost. You write short stories about teen boybands? Would spice girls count? That sounds hot or am I taking this way down to the dirty south? Perhaps I am cause fanfic can be innocent. I should of wrote one to help me cope with Angel. That last episode *sniff* I don't want to talk about it...

Re: This is funny

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Yeah, kind of. Slash fiction, yaoi...they're all branches on the same tree I guess. :)

The last episode of Angel did horrible things to my heart! Filthy cliffhangers...

The hangers THE HANGERS

[nanadolly.livejournal.com]

YES to this whole comment!!! I need to read that yaoi part!
Those filthy buggers. They did the same fo the Sopranos but I never watched but when I heard what they did I felt for the fans, I felt it deep...
It sounds like we should be in a support group for cliff hangers!