how's this for meta

[brandywine28]

So tonight I was heading home on the F train, jotting down some notes for a possible masturbation scene (like you do on the F train) and some alarmed whispers from the ladies seated behind me alerted me to the fact that a guy down at the other end of the car was masturbating FOR REAL. He wasn't being shy about it, either.

At that point there was nothing to do but laugh. It seems clear that the Subway Gods all got together and decided to mock me. Well played, Subway Gods.