Put on some pants, Cam

[brandywine28]

I was never much for Cameron Bashing--and now that she and Justin are over it seems especially pointless--but when I saw this I just couldn't help myself, man; it was like someone opened the floodgates on all my snark. Yikes. Does she really think squatting in leather shorts and pointing to her boobs is the best way to remind the world she still exists?

Oh, and all I can say is thank jeebus JC wasn't left off of this list--otherwise I might've been forced to go down to their corporate offices and crack some skulls. I know some would call that an overreaction, but to those people I say nope. Not at all. Not when JC's "gorgeous smooth tenor" is in danger of being overlooked. :)

(Also, I could have lived a long, happy life without seeing video evidence of Keri Russell's rapping skills. And couldn't they have found a better photo of Tony? Like maybe one of the many, many dozen in which he's snuggling up to JC? Uh, just saying.)

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[nopseud]

But at least they didn't dress him up like a dominatrix and tell him to point his rear end at the camera, I guess.

Now THAT I would pay to see.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I know, right?! Man, I don't even know what I was thinking, typing that, because clearly, clearly a spread featuring Justin the Naughty Dominatrix would sell a million bajillion copies and revolutionize the entire magazine industry in the process!

Objectification? What's that? Never heard of it. :)

[nopseud]

I'm afraid that for me, objectification is totally trumped by the fact that it would make me laugh like a loon every time I saw it, probably for the rest of my life.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, there's that, too. :)