go upstairs and pack your bags. We're gonna start a new life...under the sea

[brandywine28]

Sigh. All good things must come to an end, I know, but now that zebraljb has wrapped up her mermaid saga I'm feeling all jittery and discombobulated without my daily updates! Withdrawal is a bitch, yo.

Talk about inauspicious beginnings: one minute I'm bored and babbling about JC as a merperson and the next my rantings are being woven into a THIRTY-FOUR CHAPTER EPIC of torrid, ocean-y goodness. The mind, it boggles.

She even managed to include the shirtless crying(!), which pleases me greatly. And Adam Lambert cameos as a sassy prostitute with a chip on his shoulder, which, I mean--of course, why wouldn't he? That's just common sense right there.

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[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

Okay, first of all, I don't think I've ever had an entire post by someone else dedicated to, well, me, so thank you! Made my night.

Secondly, I'm feeling quite despondent as well...I feel like I'm missing an important part of me. Whatever I write next, you WILL be helping as editor in chief and #1 cheerleader...just saying. And I promise it won't be TimberTrick...unless it works out that way in the Breakfast Club thingy, and I apologize in advance for that.

Thirdly, I just reread your original request...and it made me laugh:

A long, fanciful, JC/anyone version of The Little Mermaid...I insist on it being a JC pairing b/c I have this image in my head of JC flouncing around on the beach, clumsily trying to charm the prince with his...charms.

I don't require talking animals or calypso music. I can even handle a maudlin ending as long as there's plenty of sex and scenes of JC standing on the shore, staring wistfully out at the ocean as tears of despondency roll beautifully down his face. And shirtlessness. Lots of shirtlessness.

Well...it was long. And fanciful. And JC was technically in TWO pairings! He didn't flounce, really, but he was clumsy. And he tried to charm the prince. No talking animals, no calypso music. No maudlin ending, though JC DID throw a fit. There was SOME sex...I'm not sure what the quantity is exactly that equals "plenty." He stood on the shore and cried, I think, AND stared wistfully. And he was shirtless, Chris was shirtless (bath!!) and Lance was shirtless, so there you go. OOH, and so was Nick when they were fencing...

And as for Adam...it's not MY fault he showed up. He just knocked on my door and said, hey, use me, and who am I to say no to that?

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Yep, you hit almost everything on my obscenely long laundry list of perversions. (I can't believe I almost forgot about the wistful staring! What's wrong with me?!) No complaints on my end. :)

No one says no to Adam Lambert! Especially not when he's in full-on hooker mode, I'm guessing?

For you, m'lady, I'll do anything...even proofread Timbertrick.

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

Well, JC was PROBABLY going to say no to Hooker!Adam, except then the female trio showed up and saved him from having to make a decision.