uh...spoiler alert??

[brandywine28]

Nia Vardalos Surprised Joey Fatone With LGBT Plot Twist in 'My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2'.


Oh. Oh, my.

Okay, so fic idea: Joey's character (Greeky McGreekington? ...nope, sorry, Google is telling me his name's "Angelo". I like mine better, though.) gets set up on a blind date with Kevin Whitebread from On The Line and, after ninety minutes of awkward conversation, they consummate their passion inside a rose-strewn gazebo for some reason and then go back to Kevin's place and eat baklava in their underwear. Dual sequel! THE SEQUEL WE DESERVE.*

Yeah, I know Fatone was in On The Line too, but that's the kind of thing that can be handwaved away! Temporal paradox something something, I don't know. I don't care! GIVE ME SMUT.


*(I feel like someone actually-maybe DID write something along these lines once, but I just. Can't. Remember. Who. Gah!)

Comments

[pensnest]

When I watch On The Line, I mentally re-cast it with Justin as 'The Girl On The Train'.

I've always firmly believed that the 'classy' roomie was supposed to be JC, the 'crazy' roomie was supposed to be Chris, and that either Justin was supposed to play Kevin and Lance was supposed to play The Villain At The Newspaper, or the other way round. No power on earth shall convince me otherwise.

But it still works better with Justin as The Girl On The Train.

Back on topic, I have to see this movie!

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Me, too! I guess I just kind of assumed everyone did that? If not with Justin, then with someone more...believable? Believable and six-pack having.

But yeah, it seems kind of obvious that Those Two Guys are meant to be poor man's stand-ins for Chris and JC, which leaves Justin as the odd man out and -- yup, it basically writes itself. You're not wrong! You're so right it burns.

Gah. God help me, I may have to see it too. *facepalm*

[turps33.livejournal.com]

Could we not hand wave it away so two Joey's are involved!?

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

That could work too! Between us, we've got four perfectly good hands! *starts waving*

[solariana.livejournal.com]

When they announced the movie, I was hoping Joey was going to be in it! Lance will be so proud!

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Their friendship gives me such heart-eyes, I swear. :)