Holiday Woes
Dec. 10th, 2012 03:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
brandywine28It looks like my Christmas gift to my fellow commuters this year is going to be strep throat. (Sorry I didn't have time to wrap it, guys!) I sound like some kind of Lindsay Lohan/frog hybrid and I'm coughing like my father, who was a pack-a-day smoker from time immemorial. (Sidebar: is it possible to inherit someone's smoker's cough? Like, the exact same pitch, timbre--everything? I've been told I have my mother's laugh, but I swear, I swear, I have my father's cough, which is so weird I don't even know what to say about it.)
So my building's super (or whoever it is who's in charge of these things) has decided it'd be a really boss idea to play Bette Midler's Christmas album on an endless loop and pipe it not only into the elevator and lobby, but the laundry room as well. I was down there this morning and I think I must have suffered through Bette's version of "In the Cool Cool Cool of the Evening" (?) about five times in a 40 minute period. Surely this must be the music that serial killing clowns hear in their heads 24/7.
My MtYG story is...probably best left undiscussed. I wrote about 1000 words today, which would be great--if I didn't hate 900 of them. :( T-minus 10 days to create a timeless work of art! Let the panicking commence!
So my building's super (or whoever it is who's in charge of these things) has decided it'd be a really boss idea to play Bette Midler's Christmas album on an endless loop and pipe it not only into the elevator and lobby, but the laundry room as well. I was down there this morning and I think I must have suffered through Bette's version of "In the Cool Cool Cool of the Evening" (?) about five times in a 40 minute period. Surely this must be the music that serial killing clowns hear in their heads 24/7.
My MtYG story is...probably best left undiscussed. I wrote about 1000 words today, which would be great--if I didn't hate 900 of them. :( T-minus 10 days to create a timeless work of art! Let the panicking commence!
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Date: 2012-12-11 01:59 am (UTC)*andwhenyouredonewritesomeBassezformekthxbai*
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Date: 2012-12-11 04:05 am (UTC)Start firin' up the Bassez prompts! (I'm probably gonna need them. I see everything through a TrickC lens.)
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Date: 2012-12-16 02:08 am (UTC)JC wants Lance.
JC does NOT want Chris.
The end.
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Date: 2012-12-24 05:55 am (UTC)"Alright, baby. Alright." Chris kissed JC's forehead and adjusted his blankets one last time. The lump in his throat threatened to strangle him as he stepped back and allowed the nurses to wheel his boy away.
"Don't you worry, Mr. Kirkpatrick", one of them called back to him, gratingly cheerful. "We'll get this brain tumor out in a jiffy!"
HEY!
Date: 2012-12-25 02:18 pm (UTC)Re: HEY!
Date: 2012-12-26 03:21 am (UTC)Btw, Lance's Canyon of Sexiness has got nothin' on Chris' Pyramid of Huggability. True dat.
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Date: 2012-12-24 05:56 am (UTC)