friendship is our country's sweetest wine

[brandywine28]

Greetings, friends! I bring you glad tidings from Pennsylvania, land of virtue, liberty, independence and cows. Many, many cows. Now be quiet and pay attention, for I have compiled a brief, truncated list of reasons why zebraljb is the ginchiest:

-I hadn't even put a toe over her threshold before we'd already discussed, in great detail, which type of hammock would be the least comfortable for JC to lie in naked while Nick Carter paints his portrait. (Our final decision: the mesh-y, rope-y kind. Because ouch.)
-She keeps Laura Ingalls Wilder books in her master bathroom.
-She is fiercely protective of her unopened, ten year old box of Nsync fruit snacks.
-She didn't laugh at me when I flipped out and bought a lifetime supply of Amish jam. (I walk on the wild side.)
-She made sure to lovingly arrange her Nsync bobbleheads so that they were basically staring straight at my face while I slept. Which wasn't creepy. At all.
-She is not above using her son's action figures to create obscene, horrifying tableaus with said bobbleheads.
-Her town has an actual Zombie Disaster Preparedness store. Really. And as far as I can tell, it's not meant to be ironic.
-She's directly responsible for my first genuine Justin Moment in years. Her and that damn super slo-mo button.

And another thing--what's the deal with non-city folk having more than sixteen square feet of living space and not pushing and shoving each other all the time and actually going to church on Sunday mornings? Am I the only one who didn't know about this?!?! *boggles*

Comments

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

Well, first of all, they DID have arms. Repeatedly. Especially JC.

1. You also forgot that we tried out a rope hammock seat at the one gift store. We decided while comfy to sit on, it probably wouldn't be good for getting dirty.

2. I DO keep LIW books all around the house, actually. There are books everywhere. Yeah, you heard me. I read. ANYTHING.

3. That's RIGHT. Because there could be a Lance "backstage pass" in there as well as a selection of Lance and JC gummy hearts (no Chris).

4. You were SIGHTSEEING! Of course you had to buy jam! You should have also bought one of those faceless Amish dolls, but whatever.

5. You could have moved the dolls. And just remember, I sacrificed and put JC next to Chris so STFU.

6. Fisty! OMG I'm seeing Keith tomorrow - wait until I tell him!

7. That store is ridiculous.

8. Well, it was THE smile. I miss that smile.

9. You're the ONLY person who has ever said my house is like a mansion. I love you!

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Hell yes, they did! EVERYBODY had arms. (Except AJ.)

1. Yes. That rope hammock, while awesome, was a decidely unsexy experience.

2. Why do you refuse to believe I legit think that's cool?! Is it my dry, sophisticated delivery? I'm not being snarky! I'm not!

3. Feh. Whatever. You're just afraid of what you'll find in there. (Like an enormous heart-shaped TrickC tribute gummy, perhaps?)

4. Those faceless dolls would NOT have fared well, tableau-wise. :)

5. No way! The whole thing was hysterical--I specifically used it to illustrate your awesomeness, didn't I?

6. Who the hell does Keith think he's fooling, anyway? He so wants to come over to the dark side! Tell him what good, kind-hearted folk popslashers are! Tell him we'd never, ever make fun of his tunics!

7. Ridiculous LIKE A FOX, maybe. :)

8. That, my friend, is the smile of a boy who gets to watch Lance dry hump a mechanical bull every night. Yes.

9. If you only knew. O_O