she didn't have nipples and, brother, she didn't need them

[brandywine28]

I had an Uber driver last night who took a long, hard look at me in the rearview and informed me I should dye my hair blond. Because all the hottest people are blond, didn't you know? Don't you want to be as hot as humanly possible? Why aren't you maximizing your hotness potential? What's wrong with you??

Then he spent the rest of the ride trying to guess my age (I did not ask him to do this) so I guess it's back to regular yellow cabs for me. At least for awhile.

However! My boring, brown-haired head has experienced some major good fortune in the form of fic! pensnest wrote me the best popslash AU and it is a period piece and I am gonna yell about it.

This story has everything. We're talking Chris and JC. We're talking monks and minstrels. I want you all to go read it and then seethe with envy 'cos it was written for me. Me! *evil villain laughter*

Go. Read. Seethe. Hop to it.

Comments

[turps]

I think the question is, what the hell was wrong with him? I don't blame you for keeping away from Uber for a while.

[brandywine28]

He had so many opinions! All of them about my face and head!

[ephemera]

Ugh - creepy drivers are so creepy and unnecessary

(Thieves and monks and sparkly boys! Yay!)

[brandywine28]

The sparkly outweighs the creepy -- always.

[sperrywink]

Creepy is as creepy does, I guess. Better luck next time. *g*

[brandywine28]

Honestly, I should've just gotten out at a red light and started running. Regrets, I have a few.