in the midnight hour, I can feel your power

[brandywine28]

So. Today on the F Train, a very nice older lady put her hand on my knee and asked, concern in her voice, what was wrong, which, I didn't think anything was?? I mean, all I'd been doing was sitting there, y'know, zoning out on the Zizmor ads and thinking about all the AUs I'll never write: the usual. And then she squeezed my knee and told me not to worry, she'd say a rosary for me, so I guess...

I guess...

The moral of this story is that my RBF is really more of an RTF (Resting Traumatized Face)? Which, uh. Okay.

So now that I know about it...how do I fix it? (And please don't tell me to imagine something soothing, like dolphins and sea lions cavorting in a calm, blue ocean because 1. dolphins wig me out. They're too smart. You just know they're plotting something.* And 2. I'd say I already think about sea lions about...hmm...5-7 hours per day, at least. Any more would be ridiculous.)



*What?! They ARE.

Comments

[sperrywink]

I feel your pain. I have had Resting Murder Face since my late teens. My BFF was afraid of me when we socialized as acquaintances.

Unfortunately, I never found anything that changed it.

[turps33.livejournal.com]

You obviously need to amp up your AU thoughts and turn them into extremely sappy sparkly boy situations that give you heart eyes.

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

I absolutely agree with turps33. You keep shoving AU ideas at me, but you need to write them. Because your AUs are the things dreams and ice sculptures are made of. *points to Chris In An Apron at High School Home Ec Class AU*

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

And obviously I can't remember how to do an LJ tag.

turps33