ending 2013 on a weirdly sexual note

[brandywine28]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Britney Spears walking Lance Bass on a leash, to much cheering and acclaim.

And lo, it was good. Awesome, in fact. (I know I'm mixing up my Bible-y and my Christmassy lingos, but it's totally worth it.)

ETA: Aaah! I see that pensnest beat me to it! Not that I blame her, of course - this is front page worthy news right here. (Has anyone called the Times yet? :)

Comments

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

I just died. Lance on a leash? Kill me now.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

How did the entire city of Vegas not spontaneously catch fire and burn to the ground? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.