brandywine28: (winter candles)
brandywine28 ([personal profile] brandywine28) wrote2013-12-31 05:32 pm

ending 2013 on a weirdly sexual note

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Britney Spears walking Lance Bass on a leash, to much cheering and acclaim.

And lo, it was good. Awesome, in fact. (I know I'm mixing up my Bible-y and my Christmassy lingos, but it's totally worth it.)

ETA: Aaah! I see that [livejournal.com profile] pensnest beat me to it! Not that I blame her, of course - this is front page worthy news right here. (Has anyone called the Times yet? :)

[identity profile] mickeym.livejournal.com 2013-12-31 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Good lord have mercy. *g*

So many possibilities in that...

[identity profile] solariana.livejournal.com 2014-01-01 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
I somehow thought you were joking about that. Lance is such a good sport (and apparently a little kinky!). Thanks for sharing!

[identity profile] zebraljb.livejournal.com 2014-01-03 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I just died. Lance on a leash? Kill me now.