ending 2013 on a weirdly sexual note

[brandywine28]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Britney Spears walking Lance Bass on a leash, to much cheering and acclaim.

And lo, it was good. Awesome, in fact. (I know I'm mixing up my Bible-y and my Christmassy lingos, but it's totally worth it.)

ETA: Aaah! I see that pensnest beat me to it! Not that I blame her, of course - this is front page worthy news right here. (Has anyone called the Times yet? :)

Comments

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Good lord have mercy. *g*

So many possibilities in that...

[solariana.livejournal.com]

I somehow thought you were joking about that. Lance is such a good sport (and apparently a little kinky!). Thanks for sharing!

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

He's a consummate entertainer, that one.

I hate to play favorites, but if that had been JC or Chris instead of Lance, you'd be scraping me off the floor with a spatula right about now. :)

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Man, I *wish* I could come up with something like that on my own! Think of the fic I'd churn out!

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Heh. If it'd been JC or Chris -- especially Chris -- I'd need to be scraped off the floor myself. *g* (And I have no problem playing favorites! :))

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

I just died. Lance on a leash? Kill me now.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

I KNOW.

How did the entire city of Vegas not spontaneously catch fire and burn to the ground? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.