ending 2013 on a weirdly sexual note

[brandywine28]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Britney Spears walking Lance Bass on a leash, to much cheering and acclaim.

And lo, it was good. Awesome, in fact. (I know I'm mixing up my Bible-y and my Christmassy lingos, but it's totally worth it.)

ETA: Aaah! I see that pensnest beat me to it! Not that I blame her, of course - this is front page worthy news right here. (Has anyone called the Times yet? :)

Comments

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

He's a consummate entertainer, that one.

I hate to play favorites, but if that had been JC or Chris instead of Lance, you'd be scraping me off the floor with a spatula right about now. :)

[mickeym.livejournal.com]

Heh. If it'd been JC or Chris -- especially Chris -- I'd need to be scraped off the floor myself. *g* (And I have no problem playing favorites! :))