hurricane prep

[brandywine28]

I'm at the point where three days worth of hurricane preparedness chatter has more or less merged into a featureless din. This morning the good people of NBC News told me to fill my bathtub with water so I'd have some if a pipe happened to burst or something. That seemed like a pretty good idea until I realized that first I'd have to clean the tub, which meant I'd have to go to the store and buy some Comet, which meant I'd have to go digging around for my galoshes and borrow an umbrella from the lady next door, and so on and so forth and guh.

So I solved the problem by turning off the TV and ever since then I've been napping on and off and eating Chef Boyardee straight out of the can. Hooray for being a responsible adult!