Just like a regular hot dog cart. Except filthy. (So...EXACTLY like a regular hot dog cart?)

[brandywine28]

The trusty ol' vibrator cart rolled into town today, spreading its cheer and goodwill like, well, like a hot dog cart that dispenses free vibrators. (I'm sorry, but if there's anything that can kill a good metaphor, it's a free vibrator.)

Don't believe me? Behold the awesomeness: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/business/2012/08/condom-maker-passes-out-10000-vibrators-on streets/ (Just ignore the douchecanoe ranting about 'Sodom and Gomorrah' in the comments.)

ETA: Apparently there was some legal snafu which the mayor's office has now cleared up, in a rare show of initiative. Looks like Mayor Bloomberg really, really wants us all to masturbate. :)

Comments

[zebraljb.livejournal.com]

For about the 5,000th time, I'm jealous of where you live.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't get one, if it makes you feel any better. I'm told it was MADNESS out there!

[pensnest]

Good gracious me! Well. That is... kind of amazing.

[brandywine28.livejournal.com]

Ha! Amazing, yes.

If government sanctioned masturbation is the wave of the future, then I'm about to get a helluva lot more political. :)