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I can only assume my upstairs neighbor is having A Moment of some kind, as she has been blasting - blasting - Stevie Nicks' 'Landslide' for the last three hours. It's an unending loop of folksy melancholy all up in here.

You think I'm exaggerating? HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha - no.

If only.

The first hour wasn't the worst. It's a pretty decent song, after all, plus I had half a sleeve of Thin Mints and the season premiere of Vikings on my DVR. Life was alright. Halfway through the second hour, though, I started wondering if I was still young and cute enough to get away with the whole Mr. Heckles-esque thumping-a-broom-handle-against-the-ceiling thing without coming off as some freaky curmudgeon. And now, forty-eight minutes into the third hour? I'm picturing her up there, crafting nooses out of silk scarves.

I mean, should I...I dunno...do something? Something besides snarking and rolling my eyes? Could this be an actual emergency?

ETA: Gasp! She's switched songs! To...oh God...'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt.

....

Yeah. Definitely suicidal.
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