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how about these cookies, sugar
Dec. 15th, 2020 06:18 pmCan someone please explain to me why this Oreo commercial needed to be so romantic? And why I'm sitting here shipping a Christmas elf with a...bodega guy? And, just -- why??
I tell ya. If I were a different kind of person, I'd be stamping my foot right now and ranting about Nabisco and queerbaiting. But no, they obviously don't kiss, because it's an ad for little factory-processed sandwich cookies. There's a ton of eye contact, though -- and some vaguely creepy smiling -- and it is SUSTAINED and GRATUITOUS and I am INTO IT.
How stupid would it be if this was the thing that got me writing again?
I tell ya. If I were a different kind of person, I'd be stamping my foot right now and ranting about Nabisco and queerbaiting. But no, they obviously don't kiss, because it's an ad for little factory-processed sandwich cookies. There's a ton of eye contact, though -- and some vaguely creepy smiling -- and it is SUSTAINED and GRATUITOUS and I am INTO IT.
How stupid would it be if this was the thing that got me writing again?