Haven't I read this AU? Feels that way.

So the murderer on tonight's episode of Dateline -- 'cos crime shows on a Friday night is my life now, apparently -- was named [[SPOILER ALERT]] Lance Kirkpatrick.

(Cue awkward, fangirl-ish giggling. From me, mostly.)

And the guy who narced on him? A ripped, unnecessarily shirtless dude called Brian. Amazing.