this is the kind of thing I think about while riding the subway

Here's a fic I wish already existed, popslash-wise:

A long, fanciful, JC/anyone version of The Little Mermaid. (Yes, I have fallen down into an obsessive Disney spiral these last couple of weeks. It happens, from time to time, but the results are rarely ever so slashy.) I insist on it being a JC pairing b/c I have this image in my head of JC flouncing around on the beach, clumsily trying to charm the prince with his...charms.

It doesn't have to follow the Disney formula in order to please me. I don't require talking animals or calypso music. I can even handle a maudlin ending as long as there's plenty of sex and scenes of JC standing on the shore, staring wistfully out at the ocean as tears of despondency roll beautifully down his face. And shirtlessness. Lots of shirtlessness.

I should probably just shut up and write this myself. Except I'd like for it to, y'know, not suck.