in the depths of her interior were fears she was inferior

[brandywine28]

So...a woman approached me in the tampon aisle at CVS this morning. (That sounds like the set-up for some terrible joke, but...no.) She worked for NPR, she said, and she was looking for people to talk about their biggest fears while her creepily looming cameraman shoved his lens in their faces. I told her my biggest fear was being filmed tired and makeup-less, clutching an extra large box of unscented Kotex.

I mean, I do feel a little bad for exaggerating; that's not really my biggest fear. It's definitely in the top ten, though.