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1. This just may be my new favorite thing. *pouts* If only someone loved me enough to use my birthday as the jumping off point for a dystopian clown massacre...
2. Kimber and Stormer are totally an item! My inner seven year old is hopping up and down and shouting "I knew it!" Plus, whoever's in charge of the redesign has made Stormer pleasantly chunky and given Kimber a boss undercut and, really, I should not care so much about this, but you know what? I do. I do.
3. From the makers of my beloved Seven Minutes in Kevin, I present: Cages Through the Ages. Soon. Soon my topmost bedside drawer will be filled with dozens of lip glosses that I don't need and won't wear, all of them bearing the Nicolas Cage as an Unfriendly Puritan Matron label art and I will be content.
4. I think I'm a few weeks late to this party, and Lord knows the accompanying article is hella flawed (Seriously? Wattpad?), but -- look! Flesh Mechanic cover art! Of professional quality, even! Not too shabby, eh?*
5. I called my mom this afternoon and, as I've done every Good Friday since time immemorial, informed her that I was about to prepare a whole, rare, dripping Christmas ham and then eat it with my bare hands while listening to the Godspell soundtrack. And then I laughed my best Skeletor laugh while she sputtered "No! You can't!", sounding alarmingly like Edith Bunker, and...look, I know it's not that funny, but I don't have a lot of traditions, so I'm gonna keep on clinging to this one like it's a ham-shaped life raft -- at least for the time being.
*Also, I have to wonder if anyone asked the writers for permission. Really, it's all kinds of problematic, isn't it? Blerg.
2. Kimber and Stormer are totally an item! My inner seven year old is hopping up and down and shouting "I knew it!" Plus, whoever's in charge of the redesign has made Stormer pleasantly chunky and given Kimber a boss undercut and, really, I should not care so much about this, but you know what? I do. I do.
3. From the makers of my beloved Seven Minutes in Kevin, I present: Cages Through the Ages. Soon. Soon my topmost bedside drawer will be filled with dozens of lip glosses that I don't need and won't wear, all of them bearing the Nicolas Cage as an Unfriendly Puritan Matron label art and I will be content.
4. I think I'm a few weeks late to this party, and Lord knows the accompanying article is hella flawed (Seriously? Wattpad?), but -- look! Flesh Mechanic cover art! Of professional quality, even! Not too shabby, eh?*
5. I called my mom this afternoon and, as I've done every Good Friday since time immemorial, informed her that I was about to prepare a whole, rare, dripping Christmas ham and then eat it with my bare hands while listening to the Godspell soundtrack. And then I laughed my best Skeletor laugh while she sputtered "No! You can't!", sounding alarmingly like Edith Bunker, and...look, I know it's not that funny, but I don't have a lot of traditions, so I'm gonna keep on clinging to this one like it's a ham-shaped life raft -- at least for the time being.
*Also, I have to wonder if anyone asked the writers for permission. Really, it's all kinds of problematic, isn't it? Blerg.
