I can't believe you know it!! I'm telling you, I was WELL into adulthood before I found out not everyone does! I spent most of my life thinking that song was a *standard*. On par with Jingle Bell Rock or something!

I wonder if your town has, like, a secret enclave of Italians? Brooklynite Italians??

I don't know what it says about us that we never, ever got tired of the bedpan jokes. Maybe it's best not to examine that too closely.