I'm only three floors up -- not too bad! And I'm physically capable of climbing them, so. Luckier than some. I'm just deeply, deeply lazy. :)

Oh, God, same. The samest. Clever comebacks are not my thing. Usually I just end up crying, like, well. See above. The guy seemed pretty dim, though, and I think he genuinely thought he was complimenting me, so anything TOO clever would not, not, NOT have registered, I'm convinced.

Male silence. Now that's a concept.