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brandywine28) wrote2015-12-20 07:24 pm
brandywine28) wrote2015-12-20 07:24 pm
posting day
Dear Christmas Smut,
I kind of hate you, and the thought of anyone else reading you is making me feel tense and itchy.
But, at this point, I doubt you're gonna get any better and, frankly, I'm sick of looking at you. So -- off into the world you go! To flourish or die, as the slash gods see fit!
*presses 'Finish'*
...
Wait! No! Come back! I can fix you!
*sobs*
I kind of hate you, and the thought of anyone else reading you is making me feel tense and itchy.
But, at this point, I doubt you're gonna get any better and, frankly, I'm sick of looking at you. So -- off into the world you go! To flourish or die, as the slash gods see fit!
*presses 'Finish'*
...
Wait! No! Come back! I can fix you!
*sobs*
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Oh God, is this what parenting is like? 'Cos NO THANK YOU.