Apr. 24th, 2016

brandywine28: (squid)
My mother is too much. She went to Sephora today and bought herself a Nars blush: "Super Orgasm". Except she refuses to say "Super Orgasm", so when I asked what shade she got, she sorta just shoved the bag at my head and walked away.

This from the woman who once told eleven-year-old me the vilest, most upsetting story about groupie-ing for Aerosmith I have ever heard. (Be prudish! That's fine! Just be consistently prudish, is all I'm saying.)

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